How does your office grow?
It's time to blow some stuff up!" said Wired EIC Scott Dadich two years ago. In 2010, Dadich was hailed as "The Savior of Condé Nast," but now that he's graduated from savior to God-King, it appears his plan was to blow stuff up so that he could rebuild it all exactly how he wanted it and then preserve it just like that forever. Well today is Taco Tuesday, and Dadich set down his hand-painted 24 carat gold whiskey tumbler long enough to write a memo Kraglizing the new office, which was obtained by The Awl. "Please use the brand-new desk lamp we just purchased for you… I want you to be comfortable and productive… but know that the elevated platform is for your laptop, not your phone," he gently commanded. It remains to be seen whether Wired's staff will meekly accept Editor Business's diabolical plan, or rise up and declare today Freedom Friday! But on a Wednesday!1
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